All This Over Cleavage?

October 19, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

Apparently I haven’t been paying close enough attention to the interwebs and missed a spectacularly ridiculous bit of politfag drama. Assuming you’re familiar with Meagan McCain, you might not be surprised that she uses Twitter obsessively for some reason beyond my comprehension (as it is with all Twitter users). She managed to stir up a bit of controversy (moar liek nontroversy, amirite?) by using her Twitter account to post a picture of herself holding a book about Andy Warhol. For some reason guys like Ben Shapiro aren’t happy:

Rule No. 1 for Being Taken Seriously: Don’t post pictures of yourself on the Internet that are not safe for work (NSFW).

Rule No. 2 for Being Taken Seriously: Don’t whine and cry when people criticize you for posting NSFW photos.

Meghan McCain doesn’t know either one of these rules. But then, Meghan McCain doesn’t know much of anything.

Actually I’d say that the first rule for being taken seriously is to look like you’re over the age of twelve, but Ben Shapiro can’t control that, to my great amusement.

But I bet you’re all waiting to see the spectacle of unspeakable deviancy that sent asshats like Shapiro into a fit of apoplexy. Here it is:

Um, yeah, that is what passes for “NSFW” in conservoland. Looking at this I can’t help but think two things: 1.) yeah, they’re pretty impressive and 2.) liberfags like myself can’t destroy puritanical frontier society America and erect an even better version of Western Europe fast enough.

If Ms. McCain learns anything from this overblown nontroversy, it should be that the Republicans are not exactly a woman friendly party. For all the faults of partisan pwoggle-woggles, they don’t usually get freaked out by tits.

Shorter Star Parker

October 18, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

Al Sharpton, today’s Orval Faubus

  • Trying to stop Rush Limbaugh from owning a football team is exactly like segregation, since we all know old, rich white men have a hard time in the National Football League and are forbidden, by virtue of their race, from owning teams.
  • Need Input

    October 17, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    I figured I should add some shit to my blogroll. As of right now I’ve added Blag Hag, something I’ve been reading for a while. The author was the one that wrote that funny review of some book with really shitty sex scenes a while back (to resuscitate old memories, think “she was a connoisseur, a gobbler of whangs par excellence“). If you have suggestions for other additions leave em’ in the comments. (Don’t worry if it’s your own blog, I don’t mind self-promotion.)

    The Cynical You Is Right

    October 16, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    “Not that I see any evidence that this whole debacle has convinced any of the true believers in bipartisanship away from their faith. The cynical me firmly believes that the Democrats who want to stall, water down, or kill health care reform are only too happy to use bipartisanship as a cover, so they can serve their insurance company masters while maintaining the facade that they wanted to do something about spiraling health care costs.”

    Amanda Marcotte

    “Bipartisanship” is and always has been a codeword for aristocracy, a stealth argument for an ethic of advancing the interests of societal elites as a class (by which I mean entities with actual wealth and power to exploit, not people who are educated as per the bizarre nomenclature of the pseudo-populist right). The Democrats’ obsession with this so-called “bipartisanism” comes from the fact that they are controlled by patrician elements with discernibly center-right tendencies; the party leadership, the congressional leadership and the influential figures on the Beltway are all essentially conservatives. Though progressives are probably a substantial majority within the party, they are made inept by the latter’s power structure.

    Baucus, Conrad, Nelson and other “moderate” Democrats are conservatives who don’t like entitlements and are scared shitless of deficits. That’s the only reason they want to water down and kill healthcare reform. All the other shellgames about hospital reimbursement in rural states and their constituents not liking the public option can be easily dismissed via recourse to the empirical evidence. Unless and until progressive Democrats grow some spine and go on an unrelenting attack on their conservative counterparts for exactly this reason, the Democrats will remain the regressive force, or reinforcement to regressive forces, that they currently are.

    Obama Cowers in the Face of Faggotry

    October 12, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    As part of an ongoing campaign to marginalize their base of support, some dude in Obama’s White House came out of the woodwork to take a swipe at the LGBT community. Pam Spaulding and John Aravosis have all the details and requisite outrage, but there is a little bit of said dude’s remarks that I find interesting and telling:

    For a sign of how seriously the White House does or doesn’t take this opposition, one adviser told me those bloggers need to take off the pajamas, get dressed, and realize that governing a closely divided country is complicated and difficult.

    This is unfortunately very characteristic of the governing philosophy Obama has embodied thus far: always govern from a position of abject weakness, always attempt to accommodate your opposition, never make a move if it might upset some political contingent because, after all, we need to have consensus on everything before doing anything. On every issue from his inauguration onward, he’s conceded the fight before it had even started. The result is utterly predictable, a long chain of non-accomplishment that is quickly becoming a running joke (if American late-night comedy is any indication).

    The man needs to smarten up and realize that adhering to the Washingtonian conventional wisdom is gonna be the death of his administration and his legacy. The nation is absolutely not “closely divided” right now. In fact, rarely in history has the Democratic Party had such huge advantages. But those advantages are useless if the party that possesses them insists upon acting as though they don’t exist.

    Incidentally, a new Pew Research poll finds that almost half of Americans think gays are icky and conflate their infantile knee-jerk reaction with “moral” opposition. The White House lackey would have been on better ground if he cited this poll and said “sorry guys, most Americans are stupid and we’re afraid to upset them.”

    Free Will and Determinism

    October 2, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    “You might want to use the same reductionist reasoning on humans too, and say we are nothing more than machines and have no free will, no choice but to obey whatever laws of physics command us. And I cannot discount that, but I suspect we are richer than that. The laws of physics are not binary; they don’t say to us “Behave this way or that.” There are huge, perhaps even uncountable numbers of choices that lie before us. It’s not just a matter of cranking all our atomic states and field equations through a black box and determining what we must perforce do; there are probabilities involved, so that our actions may be predictable in a sense but are not fundamentally determined in advance.”

    Phil Plait

    “Physics – the realm of scientific description and exploration of way the universe works, using mathematics as its tool – describes how all matter and energy interact. Without dualism – that is, without believing that there is something fundamentally different about consciousness, something that can’t be described by the mere interactions of matter and energy – it makes no sense to talk about choice for people, but not for other collections of matter. If you’re truly a materialist, then there’s no fundamental difference between a person and a black hole in terms of physics. We’re both made up of some complex mix of matter and energy, interacting with other bits of matter and energy in all sorts of ways.”

    Mark Chu-Carroll

    Saying something like “our behavior is determined by the laws of physics” is a bit dualistic thinking in and of itself. The laws of physics are not external entities that compel objects to behave in ways that are amenable to their description, they are simply behavioral descriptions of things we perceive in the universe. Saying that we have no freedom to “violate” the laws of physics is sort of like saying that sqrt(2) has no freedom to be a rational number. I’ve never understood why it was considered particularly relevant.

    Circularity

    September 30, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    “The turn to budget deficits was a direct result of the new, Irving-Kristol inspired political strategy of pushing tax cuts without worrying about the “accounting deficiencies of government.”

    Meanwhile, the surge in household debt can largely be attributed to financial deregulation.

    So what happened? Did we lose our economic morality? No, we were the victims of politics.”

    Paul Krugman

    Dear Paul,

    The “victims” in this case repeatedly placed the victimizers in power.

    Your Friend,

    – Tyler DiPietro

    Shorter Michael Gerson

    September 23, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    A Cold Shoulder To Liberty

  • The Obama administration’s failure to show solidarity with human rights activists continues with his refusal to honor a clerical despot who led an oppressive feudal monarchy.
  • Response to Manzi

    September 20, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    This is the promised response to Jim Manzi’s response to Jerry Coyne. It does not rebut any claims that he made in an article he referenced in The American Scene, since I have not had time to read the article. This rebuttal is solely dependent on his writing on The Daily Dish.

    First, Manzi expounds his primary contention in the opening:

    Accepting evolution, therefore, requires neither the denial of a Creator nor the loss of the idea of ultimate purpose. It resolves neither issue for us one way or the other.

    Of course, as near as I can tell, Coyne never argued that evolution requires the denial of a creator in toto. He has specifically admitted that it is compatible with a deistic notion of some impersonal creator. On this, I agree. But I also agree with Coyne that evolution requires to abandon the idea of divine purpose, and I don’t think Manzi has refuted that. I also find Manzi’s justifications for a creator to be weak and unconvincing.

    First, there is his version of the first cause argument:

    …being able to describe a set of physical rules that explain scientifically how particles can interact to create so much of nature (what I called a scientific result of “stupendous beauty and power”) does not address the problem of ultimate origins – i.e., where do these rules and the most fundamental particles come from? Note that I didn’t assert that one must accept even as general an idea as Uncaused Cause, never mind God, merely that he must either accept there was a first cause, or just live with the problem of infinite regress.

    Manzi’s unstated premise here is that some causal chain is always necessary to explain something. But we already have physical theories that entail the reality of acausal events. Namely, quantum mechanics gives us a picture of physical systems that are not deterministic; particles are described with probability amplitudes. It is also worth noting that pure quantum systems evolve in a time-reversible fashion, unlike our everyday macroscopic experience where thermodynamics (specifically, the second law) provides us with the “arrow of time”.

    Given this, we don’t have to live with the problem of infinite regress. There always exists the possibility that there exist physical systems that are, unlike in our common experience, non-deterministic and/or time-reversible. This concept can be made more intuitive when the modern cosmologist suggests to us that asking what came “before” the big bang is like asking what is north or the north-pole, since what we perceive as time is a contingent property.

    Next, Manzi makes the following curious claim:

    But of course, implicit in Coyne’s response is the point that the problem of first cause existed before Charles Darwin was born – many centuries before, in fact, as per my post. Once again, my point in this regard was not that the only resolution to this philosophical question is that one must believe in God, only that evolution through natural selection does not resolve it.

    But Darwinian natural selection doesn’t have to resolve all problems posed by the universe which could be taken to necessitate a divine explanation. As far as I can tell, Coyne claimed that it only resolved one: whether biology gives evidence of such a divine plan. There exists the logical possibility, of course, that there is a divine plan and biology is not part of it. But that doesn’t seem to be under consideration.

    But moving beyond that, we get to the real meat of Manzi’s argument, which is probably the most unconvincing part and what I had found objectionable before. He disputes the claim that evolution precludes a divine plan by appealing to evolutionary computation:

    This is precisely the argument that I was trying to address in the post – the argument that the structure of the evolutionary process is inherently undirected. Coyne simply repeats it without reference to my laborious (in Coyne’s words, “tedious”) attempt to demonstrate that it is invalid. Every one of the issues that Coyne raises in this paragraph – roughly speaking, competition between genes, a complex and changing fitness landscape, and parallel development of alternative lineages – was addressed directly in my post. Coyne asks “What kind of goal-driven process is that?” As per my post, I can produce a goal-driven process that has these characteristics with a $2,000 laptop and a Java compiler.

    But there is a slight technical detail of these algorithms that Manzi is either overlooking or neglecting to mention: evaluation functions. When we use an evolutionary algorithm to solve a problem like the Hamiltonian cycle problem, we design an evaluation function that makes populations of solutions more likely to reproduce if they travel through either more nodes the most nodes the fewest times (you could design a much less naive heuristic than this, but it suffices for an example). Natural evolution is nothing like this: the “goals” are distinctly local, and the local conditions are contingent. Given this, the analogy fails.

    All in all, Jim Manzi has failed to provide an effective rebuttal to Coyne’s original claim. It’s really a textbook example of why analogies are generally considered a weak form of argumentation.

    Just a Little Update

    September 20, 2009 by Tyler DiPietro

    The response to Jim Manzi will be up Monday, then I’m probably going to descend into obscurity again for a few more weeks. Try to live on without me.