Live-Blogging My Birthday

By Tyler DiPietro

6:52PM EST: Man I got all kinds of good shit right now, and it’s not even my official birthday party. Two pounds of fresh haddock, cheescake for my b-day cake, beef jerky, and some Asti Spumante for later tonight. I’m gonna go enjoy my shit now so peace out niggers.

EDIT 7:10 PM EST: Apparently I confused my “birthday” for my “brithday”. The mistake has now been corrected, although my brithday is always something I look forward to.

9:03PM EST: So I thought I’d use some spare time to do some website building work. I’ve come to the conclusion that whoever invented website builders should be shot. Hard coding D/X/HTML and CSS is actually easier than this stupid bullshit.

10:26PM EST: The Asti Spumante is popped. This is such good stuff, first alcoholic beverage I ever drank. And coincidentally, the only one other than Mike’s Hard Lemonade I drink with any frequency (beer and hard liquor taste like ass IMO).

12:00AM EST: Well, birthday’s over. Time to go to bed. Seriously, my medications are making the text swim on the computer screen. Goodnight ya’ll!

7 Responses to “Live-Blogging My Birthday”

  1. Cody Says:

    Precisely how sad is it that this post is the most exciting thing that’s happened to me today?

  2. Tyler DiPietro Says:

    It’s about as sad as the mean. Right now our perception is just skewed because I’m about two standard deviations from the mean in terms of daily excitement. It’s back to normal tomorrow.

  3. James Hanley Says:

    Following over from Dispatches, where you commanded us to sing to you…

    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday to you,
    Happy birthday dear Tyler DiPietro (hmm, that doesn’t work well)
    Happy birthday to you.

    Feel the love, man!

  4. Tyler DiPietro Says:

    YAY, THNX!!!

    I would spread the command to sing me happy birthday to moar blogs, but I’m pretty much out of time. There’s less than two hours left…

  5. Fox Says:

    Late late late, I know,

    But the sentiment remains,

    Happy Birthday, man

    - Fox

  6. Blake Stacey Says:

    Even later, but yeah — happy birthday, man.

  7. Dustin Says:

    It’s late enough that I’ll just wish you a very early happy birthday instead.

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