As a token few satirists have pointed out before me, even if you don’t particularly care for America or her culture, there is one overriding and compelling reason to refrain from expatriation. Namely, there is no place on earth that can produce such astounding levels of stomach rupturing hilarity as ol’ Uncle Sam does on a virtually continuous basis. The latest example of such would be the most recent IRL case of DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS; in other words, another Republican gay-basher caught doing the butt-romp with a male lover:
Alabama Attorney General Troy King, a conservative Republican Christian who has called homosexuality the ‘downfall of society,’ has been caught with his pants down—literally—in a gay sex scandal. King was reportedly nabbed having sex with a male assistant by his wife, Paige King, in the couple’s own bed.
After being caught having sex with his male aide by his wife, Alabama Attorney General Troy King was reportedly banished from his home in Montgomery by his infuriated spouse, according to PerezHilton.com. Although reports about the scandal are sketchy and the events have yet to be confirmed by official sources, some media outlets are reporting that King is preparing to resign over the affair.
SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!
To add to the already searing lulz of the situation, this raging douchenozzle was named chairman of John McCain’s Alabama “Leadership Team.” Needless to say, the press release announcing this has since been scrubbed from McCain’s website.
Message from Voice@MyHead.com: “Troy King has been pwnt….by CHIGGY!”
[Hat Tip: SLC in the comments]
July 21, 2008 at 7:20 pm |
Its not uncommon that those who are the most outwardly against something ie. homophobic extremists are just using it as a cover-up to divert people from the truth. After saying that homosexuality is the ‘downfall of society,’ I think its fucking hilarious that his ’secret’ was exposed! If he is so concerned about what goes on in others bedrooms, I think its only fair we are able to peak into his…
“SURPRISE BUTTSECKS”
I wish it happened more often, tee hee.
July 21, 2008 at 7:58 pm |
“After saying that homosexuality is the ‘downfall of society,’ I think its fucking hilarious that his ’secret’ was exposed!”
Indeed, it was all just a coverup for him doing quite a bit of downfalling himself, evidently. ;)
July 22, 2008 at 2:47 pm |
A friend of mine pointed out another excellent reason to stay in the USA: It’s safer to be a victim of wrongheaded American domestic policy than to risk being a victim of wrongheaded American foreign policy.
August 7, 2008 at 5:29 pm |
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