Scorched Earth In Full Swing

Shorter Clinton Campaign:

Due to unexpected performance among white voters, Clinton’s “loss” in North Carolina was really a victory that was only prevented by our tragic miscalculation in granting the Negro voting rights.

UPDATE: Also via TPM, I find that A-Hose seems to take issue with this particular interpretation of the Clinton strategist’s comments. So for the benefit of A-Hose and those of a similar persuasion, I offer this alternative:

Shorter Clinton Campaign:

I’m only pointing out that Blackity-Black Ooga-Booga Man may have some electability issues among people far more important than darkees.